Teenage sister gets back at brother's ex-girlfriend after she dumps him, using 100 rolls of TP: 'Don't mess with my brother'

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    "She's gotta pay"
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    My (44F) brother (47M) have been close my whole life. I almost d when I was very young from pneumonia and he was just old enough to remember the experience. This made him very protective of me.
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    Well, around puberty he kind of stopped hanging out with me. I found out later it was because his hockey team mates were starting to eyeball me and he wasn't having it. I grew up with his hockey teams. Went to school with some of his team mates.
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    In like 1995 he got his first serious girlfriend, who happened to be on my hockey team. One night, after a tournament my brother's team had won, the team
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    came to my parents house to celebrate. My brother got a hold of a bottle and got crazy drok and started crying. I'd never seen him cry before, so I did some investigating. Turns out this girl
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    broke his heart. There was a bag with all his stuff from her house and his class ring chilling on his dresser. F this sh. She's gotta pay.
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    35
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    Turns out, our grandma was a bit of a dumpster diver and gave us about a 100 rolls of 1 ply toilet paper. So the team and I came up
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    with a plan. Our mom happily gave us the supply of TP and off we went into the night after he passed out.
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    Said woman lived on a wooded lot with tons of motion censor lights. We empty all 100 rolls. Make my brother cry you're gonna pay. Didn't get caught, and it rained the next morning.
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    A couple weeks later, at practice, she came up to me and apologized for hurting him.
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    I did something relatively similar to his first wife. Waited for the papers to be signed and me and my boys went into action. Again,
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    hurt my brother and you're going to have an awful mess in the morning. I work nights. I'm awake while you sleep.
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    Lonely-Coconut-... . 8h ago Good job taking care of your brother. That's what you're supposed to do.
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    CoderJoe1 • 8h ago . 100 rolls for a heartbreak. Sounds like a country song. 5
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    ThoughtSkeptic • 8h ago I like the way you roll. And unroll.
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    DarcDesires . 7h ago That happened. TP stockpile + rained next day + she came and apologised to you, not him even (because young women come back to their exes and apologise all the time, right, right!) Tired of fake posts.
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    Tasty_Switch_4920 • 7h ago "I'm awake while you sleep"
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    . Pretty_Order_2598 · 5h ago She's allowed to break up with your brother without you vandalizing her house SMH
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    StrictShelter971 · 4h ago I wish all 7 of my sisters were as protective to me as you were to your brother.
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    Hairy_Preparation... • 3h ago Never f with someone that has a reversed sleep schedule, that handles your food, or you have to work with everyday. Well done

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